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Don't have an account yet? Get the most out of your experience with a personalized all-access pass to everything local on events, music, restaurants, news and more. If there's one thing Valentine's Day hammers home, it's the suckiness or lack thereof of being solo.

We can't guarantee a hookup at any of the following, but we will say that, based on atmosphere, comely crowds, our own get-hit-on ratios and those of our scenester pals both male and femalethese drinking holes seem to provide the best chance to get your hoe down. As always, boozers looking to get bumpin' should drink responsibly, not drive Best hookup bars santa monica be safe about who you go home with.

Tell a friend where you'll be, with whom, and promise to call the next day. Here's hoping all you have to deal with after your hookup is a hangover, a walk of shame and a little regret. Maybe you'll actually meet your Valentine for next year? This gorgeous downtown bar conjures Hollywood glamour better than any place actually in Hollywood.

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A decidedly retro crowd tends to flock here, so the pick-up lines are a bit more clever. The gilded scenery, seductive sounds and gopher beaver-ish? Best hookup bars santa monica pink ladies room is enough to make any gal feel like a temptress upon exit.

This one gets wild during weekly karaoke nights and live band jams, but even nights when it's just the jukebox and pool table are swagger-charged. With decadent drinks yes, there's one called "the Blow Job"sexy bartenders and sinfully delish food, it's easy to overindulge here in every way Are Latins better in bed?

Hard to generalize, of course, but there "Best hookup bars santa monica" something undeniably hot-blooded about the hombres. Where do we begin? A mostly Latino crowd frequents Eastside Luv wine y queso bar in Boyle Heights weeknights, and it's a destination bar on weekends, so it's a lively, diverse mix.

The scene is simpatico no matter what the ethnic mix. Live burlesque performances take over the entire bar, raising temps and bringing an interactive zest to the room, heightened by great dance music in between. Amore abounds, even if it's just for the night. This one is essentially an ode to bad behavior. The bathrooms are covered in chalkboard paint and supplied with a cowbell -- yes, cowbell -- full of chalk for expressing yourself.

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We've never been here and not seen at least one rendering of a penis in the ladies room! And then there's the DIY photo booth see photo above. Newbies always seem inspired by the depraved decor and, a couple cheap drinks later, tend to take over the room's dark crevices for makeout sessions and whatnot. Indeed, there are no angels here. There is nothing subtle about The Eagle.

The popular leather bar is burly boy central. Hairy bears and butchies flock here to dance, down beer and watch gay porn on the club's TV screens. Often, there are promotional lube tubes right on the bar next to the peanuts we'll refrain from a nuts joke.

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Admittedly, as a straight gal we've only been a couple times, but we do know of many a man-candy connection that was made inside the Eagle's sweaty walls and we'll refrain from a sweaty balls joke here.

It was quite the horny hub during the '80s hair-metal era Poison's Bret Michaals was known to take ladies into the kitchen for, um, snacks. The ghosts of groupies past seem to haunt the sexy, very '70s room and its patio. An enduring post-show hangout, it's often raining pretty-haired hotties in here late at night. Order and share the famous pizza and picking up is a snap. Yes, this mini-mall bar and grill may not be much to look at, but its sing-alongs tend to get saucier than the place's marinara, providing perfect preludes to pouncing on new peeps.

Tuesday's Porn Star Karaoke night aka "PSK" is particularly bodacious, and so packed you kinda have to meet someone whether you want to or not, especially by the cramped back bar. There are a few things every Best hookup bars santa monica must have for patrons on the make: Yes, everyone looks better after a few stiff ones, but lighting helps too, not just because it can mask certain imperfections but because of the mood it can create.

In fact, it may be No. And the jukebox rocks. For more info check out its "Best hookup bars santa monica" page.

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How could Jumbo's not make the list? The location is smack-dab in the middle between Silver Lake and Hollywood. It's dark yet colorful inside. The drinks are strong. The ingredients are all here for a flirty fun evening. The sultry stage show gets guys riled and ripe for the pickin.

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Gals will be flattered you took your attention away from the performances to chat them up. Just make sure you have money to buy a babe a drink -- in addition to those dollar bills.

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