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After her mailbag debut Jennifer, an Auburn fan from suburban Nashville, wanted to write an entire column for how wives can keep their husbands happy. A couple of weeks back, I wrote into the mailbag asking if I was the only wife giving her husband a weekly blowjob. Most people thought I was a blowjob deprived husband writing in hopes of his wife seeing it and somehow getting on board with the idea. Some commenters thought I was not real and another asked how big the diamond would have to be for me to leave my husband and marry him.

Well, I got news for you, diamonds are not my thing, my husband is. If a girl insists on having a big diamond, that should be the first clue to get out while you still can. Anyway, I assure you I am real, and I have been married for 16 years and been with my husband for 20 years. I keep him happy from what I can tell, and now I will share 13 of the ways I do that.

Give him a blowjob at least once a week. This is not hard to do. It Wife great blow job not have to be the same day every week, but do it when the mood strikes you. He would be more than happy to come home from a long day of work to a blowjob. And, most men will agree, you need to swallow. Give it up more often.

Sleeping with your husband should not be work. It should be pleasure. Your mother-in-law told you the same thing when you and your husband got engaged. He would be happier to have KFC and a blowjob or sex than homemade rosemary chicken with two sides and fresh baked bread and a wife too tired to give it up.

Step up your sex game. Put on some slutty clothes and tell him you have been a bad girl. Send him text messages telling him what a dirty girl you are. My husband is probably pretty satisfied with our sex life because we put effort into it. I have said yes to everything he has wanted to try that only involves two people. This "Wife great blow job" go a long way to keeping your husband happy.

Does it really matter which way the toilet paper is on the roll as long as it is on there? Are your hands broken? Let him look at other women. So he likes Kate Upton because she is hot. She is pretty hot. Let him look at her. She is not going to swoop in and take your husband away to some magical land where all they do is bang it out all day.

This is not going to happen. So let him look. Let him peep someone out Wife great blow job the mall. Is it really hurting you?

No, especially since you were eye Wife great blow job Channing Tatum in Magic Mike. Who cares where he gets his appetite as long as he comes home to eat. We have three kids, with 9 years between the first and last. I have had little kids at home for a very long time. How did you get that way?

This especially pertains to the stay at home moms. I work full time and I give a weekly blowjob. Plus, we bang it out a few times a week. Make it a priority. I understand that things are hard and chaotic, but that is life. This means that sometimes, you have to get it in when you can fit it in. Stop trying "Wife great blow job" change him. He married you hoping you would never change and you married him hoping he would. You may think that he is accepting it and you are making headway.

But what you should be doing is accepting him and giving him head. Let him do the things he enjoys. I know, I sound crazy right?

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I get that you want to spend time with him. If you let him go out and enjoy his hobbies, he will appreciate that. If you let him go play a round of golf on Saturday morning, then he will come home Saturday afternoon ready and willing to hang out "Wife great blow job" you and the kids.

Four hours and he is back at the house with you and the kids. Life is not a pissing contest. Who cares if you are right? Who cares how many times you have taken the trash out compared to the amount of times he has helped you with the laundry? Men get married to awful women who expect that they will drop all of their friends when they tie the knot. Stop breaking up the band. It is so much more fun to get involved in the stuff they do than to stand around and bitch about it see 4. Go watch them make fools out of themselves or hell, play along.

Stop with the couples baby showers. No man wants to go to a baby shower. The person who invented the couples shower should be shot. They have really messed it up for everyone. Functions for people at work are a little different because modern day office politics almost require attendance. Wife great blow job, those events should always have an open bar. Stop having weddings and functions during big football games, The Masters, opening day of baseball or hunting or whatever else he wants to do.

I have a friend who is pregnant. She is due in October. We are having her baby shower on September 13 because that is an open date for Auburn Football. Yes, I schedule things around football and you should too. I realize that this may Wife great blow job the hardest part of all "Wife great blow job" this for you to do.

I tell dick jokes and laugh when my husband and his friends do the same. I also know some of the jokes will be about me and I embrace it. I also allowed a bachelor party, complete with a keg and a stripper, to be held at my house. When I got home, there was Wife great blow job cream on the entertainment center and beer spilled on my carpet.

I asked if they had fun and when the carpet cleaner would be there in the morning. Then I kicked back a few drinks with them. That is how you play it cool.

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